Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Respect for the fragility and importance of an individual life is still the mark of an educated man.
~Author : Norman Cousins Great Sayings

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
~Author : Erma Bombeck Meaningful Sayings

An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
~Author : Terry Pratchett Hogfather Wise Quotes

I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what They never find him. And you know why they never find him It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Motivational Sayings

Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
~Author : Bertrand Russell Famous Quotes

No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into jail for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.
~Author : Samuel Johnson Inspirational Sayings

Live simply that others may simply live.
~Author : Mahatma Gandhi Nice Quotes