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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The difference between fiction and reality Fiction has to make sense.

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
~Author : Laurence J Peter Nice Quotes

A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Great Sayings

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
~Author : Robert F Kennedy Meaningful Sayings

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
~Author : Sam Brown Washington Post 1977 Wise Quotes

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~Author : Anon Motivational Sayings

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
~Author : William McFee Famous Quotes

Wise men talk because they have something to say fools talk because they have to say something.
~Author : Saul Bellow Inspirational Sayings

The difference between fiction and reality Fiction has to make sense.
~Author : Tom Clancy Nice Quotes

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
~Author : Oscar Levant Great Sayings

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses.
~Author : Edith Sodergran Meaningful Sayings

If you want to make good use of your time, you?ve got to know what?s most important and then give it all you?ve got.
~Author : Lee Iacocca Wise Quotes

Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line.
~Author : Warren Bennis Motivational Sayings

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college.
~Author : Bill Vaughan Famous Quotes

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
~Author : Mark Twain Inspirational Sayings

Persistence plus no dignity equals success.

Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.
~Author : James Thurber Famous Quotes

Our ignorance of history makes us libel our own times. People have always been like this.
~Author : Gustave Flaubert Inspirational Sayings

Persistence plus no dignity equals success.
~Author : Cynthia Wang Nice Quotes

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience.
~Author : Henry Miller Great Sayings

It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
~Author : Roosevelt Eleanor Meaningful Sayings

Thinking, understanding, reasoning, willing, call not these Soul They are its actions, but they are not its essence.
~Author : Akhenaton Wise Quotes

Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
~Author : Duffy Daugherty Motivational Sayings

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.
~Author : Charles Sanders Pierce Famous Quotes

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.
~Author : Sam Levenson Inspirational Sayings

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Respect for the fragility and importance of an individual life is still the mark of an educated man.
~Author : Norman Cousins Great Sayings

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
~Author : Erma Bombeck Meaningful Sayings

An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
~Author : Terry Pratchett Hogfather Wise Quotes

I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what They never find him. And you know why they never find him It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Motivational Sayings

Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
~Author : Bertrand Russell Famous Quotes

No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into jail for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.
~Author : Samuel Johnson Inspirational Sayings

Live simply that others may simply live.
~Author : Mahatma Gandhi Nice Quotes

'Taint't worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.

Suffering is none the less acute and much more lasting when it is put into words.
~Author : Evelyn Waugh Work Suspended 1943 Nice Quotes

'Taint't worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
~Author : Sarah Orne Jewett Great Sayings

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
~Author : Kurt Vonnegut Jr Meaningful Sayings

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
~Author : Thomas Alva Edison Wise Quotes

If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won, or lasting happiness achieved.
~Author : Maurice Chevalier Motivational Sayings

Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.
~Author : Zora Neale Hurston Famous Quotes

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
~Author : Walt Kelly Inspirational Sayings

The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

Nothing endures but change.
~Author : Heraclitus from Diogenes Laertius Lives of Eminent Philosophers Famous Quotes

Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons and daughters of the earth. We did not weave the web of life We are merely a strand in it. What we do with the web, we do to ourselves...
~Author : Chief Seattle Inspirational Sayings

Americans are overreachers overreaching is the most admirable of the many American excesses.
~Author : George Will Nice Quotes

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.
~Author : Benjamin Franklin Great Sayings

The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw St Joan Meaningful Sayings

Curiosity is the key to creativity.
~Author : Akio Morita Wise Quotes

The mind is slow to unlearn what it learnt early.
~Author : Seneca Motivational Sayings

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
~Author : Dave Tyson Gentry Famous Quotes

We can gradually grow into any condition we desire, provided we first make ourselves in habitual mental attitude the person who corresponds to those conditions.
~Author : Thomas Troward Inspirational Sayings

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